Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Kenton Yomamma Jellico, deceased's LiveJournal:

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Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
10:18 am	Paradise ended...and Jellico ended as well KY Jellico laid in his hammock, watching the sky. It was clear and blue, with whisps of clouds, just the same as yesterday and the day before. But then, suddenly, things changed. The glass Jellico was holding shattered as an enormous sonic boom passed from horizon to horizon, and a strange, large ship appeared in the sky. It hung there above him, floating in the air in exactly the same way that a brick doesn't. An hour later, the ship was gone. And so was HoochStar IV. (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
1:04 pm	Flying Into The Sunset (Not Literally) Leaving the Murgatroid behind me, I filed the basic paperwork (which I'd prepared in my quarters on the way to Vulcan) with the local Starfleet office. I beamed aboard the USS Morituri Te Salutam, which had agreed to take me on my last flight as a Starfleet officer... Quite possibly my last starship flight period; once I'd reached my destination, I planned to spend the rest of my life there. A safe, calm world in the middle of nowhere where I can indulge my passion for greenery (green liquor, green drugs, green women) without fear of attack or shipwide system failures. On the Morituri, I met another officer who was on his way to retirement. He had been the CO of a medical facility, Starbase 4077, and he had felt just the same way I had: that he would most likely die in a freak mishap just before he finished his tour of duty. "But now that we've gotten safely away from our posts," Henry Blake said to me, "it's all smooth sailing on the way home." Current Music: "Sun Dive" - Disaster Area (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 25th, 2003
3:03 pm	Captain's Log: Whew! That was close, I think I'll stay off the bridge until I'm needed. (I mean all those buttons why don't they put labels on them...gravity control really!!) There's plenty for me to do below deck so I'll just wander around down here...maybe I'll inspect sickbay...yeah I just know Dr. Khan will be happy to see me...or I'll just toddle on down to engineering...Now let's see thats down this corridor to this turbolift...and...oops.... Current Mood: quixotic Current Music: Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Cheroo.. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 24th, 2003
12:17 am	Hhhhuuuuummm???? Did'nt I see Storvic with a Van Dyke beard last week??? Must be that combination of Romulan ale and absinth??? Must look for my pants and a corned beef sandwich. Now where is that map Storvic made for me...Damn it was in my pants pocket. (Holographic map in holographic pants???) Man what was I thinking...Oh yeah ribs must have ribs...Oh here's the map..the galley is this way... At ease crewman...(must be somebody new..he saluted me...)Aaaahhhhhaaa Galley S-1... Current Mood: hungry Current Music: The Rolling Coffin Dodgers Greatest Hits. (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003
2:33 am	Captains Log... Janeway, why is it always her...why can't it be Nogura or any other Admiral..even my uncle. Just because we once sorta..kinda...had a thing...way can't she just get over it.. No it was'nt a sexual thing..just because I pushed a couple of buttons on the "Voyager" during a tour, just before it's maiden voyage..it's all my fault she and the ship was"lost" for 7 years...for cripes sake get a map lady...that was all so 2268. Current Mood: restless Current Music: Send in the Clones (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003
2:25 am	Geez I'm glad this isnn't a constitution Class Ship... Captain's Log: Star Date??? Ok... I got off the turbolift here.... made a right down this corridor...past this thingy on the wall.. made a right here...ok ..this looks familliar.... And theres the turbolift I got off of...DAMN!!! I just can't believe I'm lost on my own ship... I must have been wandering for days...Man I'm losing my buzz... Aren't there deck plans on this ship...oh here we go...DAMN...their all in Bolian...If I could find my cabin or the bar or even the holodeck....If I found the holodeck I could load my "HOOter's" program and have a sandwich and a drink.. thank God this isn't a Constitution Class Vessel, I could be lost forever...Hey this door looks familiar...yeah.. I think I'll try it.... O hello...I uh...AAAAARRRRGGGG!!!! " In Space No One Can Hear Your Spleen!' Current Mood: weird Current Music: Murray Mints..Murray Mints...Too Good To Hurry Mints (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 12th, 2003
8:20 pm	What the hell...? Oh Belvedere....I ah mean m...Mr. Storvic, whats all this I hear abou us being at a Star Base.... (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 11th, 2003
1:39 pm	Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiip! POP! Wow! I just winked back from a hole in the fabric of the universe. How the Hell's everybody?? Mr Strovic Update please. Who's at the healm? Where's Lothar? Dr. Kahn? Where's my pants? Security, if 6 midgets and a kid, show up any where on this ship, followed by someone, posing as the "Supreme Being" SHOOT THE LI'L FUCKERS ON SIGHT!!! I'm going to have a drinky-winky and a nap Captain Jellico Out Wake me if theres a fire Current Music: "The Sweetheart Tree" (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 29th, 2003
5:00 pm	No, really don't investigate... Captain Storvic. I'm fine, these aren't real cheerleaders...(stop tickeling me)...and this isn't a tall cool mint julep...(I said stop tickling me there...) All is well...who was I talking to...(ssshhhh...I'm on the communicator, and stop tickling there...) uh..No one. Retirements great...ah...I'll send you a post card... Don't need to be rescued... quite alright here by the pool... I mean at the resthome here... Well over and....uh out...stop tickling.....(female giggeling heard) Current Mood: rejuvenated Current Music: Plam trees are soflty swaying (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 25th, 2003
5:11 pm	Attention all crew members... I deeply regret that I must resign my commission as of 2287.4 I have been your captain for sometime now, but I feel it is time for me to step aside...and pass the torch...It is with a heavy heart that I do so. But some calls must not go unanswered. I therefore thank, some...for their personal service to me as well as to the ship. I bid you all farewell...Mr Storvic, you are now captain. Vaya Con Dios K.Y. Jellico Fmr. Captain U.S.S Murgatroid Current Mood: relieved Current Music: Toot Toot Tootsie... Goodbye (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
5:41 pm	Well everythings back to normal..... ...or at least what passes for normal on this ship. Think I'll go down for a cup of Earl Grey and a pastry. Oh here comes Lothar. I'll see how he is...Oh look... there's another Lothar and he's coming this way... is that a hypospray...oh my....holy shiiiii Transmission incomplete Ends Here Current Mood: Terrified Current Music: Is that my spleen? (Comment on this)
Monday, April 21st, 2003
7:24 pm	Storvic..Ya know... Storvic, Ya know how your always saying that I need a hobby....Well...While I was out on an important away mission. I stopped off on the "Planet of the Blind Blond Supermodels" (only to aid in assistance...you know about my work with the disabled) When I was enjoying my pina colada on the beach. I happened to meet this great guy named Mudd, and he told me how I could sell mushroom that I could grow in my cabin and sell in my spare time. And he not only offered me the seeds and material for growing em'. But said I coukd take over his thriving sales route. And it was only going to cost me 500.00 Federation Standard Credits. WOW!!!What a swell guy!!! Captain out Current Mood: giddy Current Music: The world owes me a livin... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 20th, 2003
7:45 pm	Red Alert...Boys we're in a fix.... Captains Log Star Date 2441.6 We're in real trouble. As a result of a certain Ensign Dairmo. A team of holo-graphic Stephen J. Hawkinrs is trying to take command of the Murgartoid. I've been fighting hand to mechanized wheelchair trying to make it to the bridge. Mr. Storvic, see if you and C.M.O. Mib Khan can team ou with Lothar and I on C deck. Oh my God there's another one and he's got a a phaser......... Message Ends Here. Current Mood: Lost on A deck Current Music: Send in the Clones (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 10th, 2003
7:35 pm	Terran Drivers. I can't believesome of the Terrans in their mini shuttles....driving along with their hand-held communicators... yacking with non Starfleet personal..not to mention the fact they can't frackin' fly in the frist place. "To Hell with the Prime Directive... I want to kill something"!!! Captain Out Current Mood: pissed off Current Music: Kiss my asssss, kiss my assssss. (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 7th, 2003
6:29 pm	AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 6th, 2003
12:27 pm	Sunday... bloody Sunday... Captain's Log: I believe it's crash day. The entire crew is in a state of mindless exhaustion. I can barely move or have the will to move about my cabin. Is it some kind of alien virus or diabolical weapon, whos purpose is to cripple the federation?? Or am I just piss tired and bone idle?? Must contact Storvic or C.M.O. for answers. Captain out. Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Ein Klien Nacht Muzic (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 5th, 2003
7:28 am	Good morning Crew... Good morning fellow crew memebers. It's time for your weekly pep-talk and happy thought from your beloved Captain. Let me say right off that your all doing one helluva job. Keeping the ship and all systems running and most of all keeping my ass out of trouble. I'm pleased as punch to know your out there, taking phaser blasts for you know who, (yes the reward still stands for whoever takes a "bullet" for me". Which also brings up the subject of certain bounties already on my head. If any crew member attempts to cash in on any of these, remember I still have a Tantalus device given me by my "evil self" in the alternate universe. So in short... keep up all the good work... glorify you captains nane(that's Jellico rhymes with hellico) and keep drinking. Captain out. Oh by the way Mr. Storvic my replicator is'nt producing Chiken'n ina Biskit crackers. Please investigate Captain out Current Mood: Ca (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003
5:57 pm	Attention all Murgetroid Personal First a few announcements... Congratulations are in order to C.M.O. Mib Khan on his promption to full commander. And it is my duty to inform you that you, at the Full rank of commander no share part of the blame for any shall we say "fuck-ups" the crew may create. I know Mr. Storvic and I are over joyed to have someone else to blame. I mean if we tried to blame Lothar well... he'd freakin' kill us after his courtmarshall and execution. I mean he's a scary dude. So again congratulations I look forward to pinning something... I uh mean... pinning your new rank on you. To Mr. Storvic, regarding Admiral Janeway... Is'nt there a grocery store by that name?? Tell her I said "Yes Admiral." and not, "Up yours cookie'. It was all a misunderstanding ha ha ha. (think she'll buy it?) To Mr. Lothar.. you r zippers down... and they won't lets us change the Federation Moto to "Die Klingon Scum Die" I as much as I agree well you know how it is... Captain Out Current Mood: t Current Music: e (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 31st, 2003
7:18 pm	Whew that was close.... Captains Log Stardate 03320.3 As it turns out the high levels of estrogen in my quaters were simply the cause of a large female presense in my quaters. It seems my Yeoman was using my cabin to entertain some of her girlfriends over the week-end. My remedy was to counter the ovum producing she-devils by raising the testosterone levels in my quaters by engaging in an old Terran custom called "Pull my finger". Thus I was able to restorew the ballance to the ship. Captain Out Current Mood: accomplished (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 30th, 2003
1:06 pm	Good work Doctor. On behalf of the entire Murgertoid Crew, with the exception of the Ringworm type life-form on A deck cabin 122 (you know who I'm talking about) I commennd you on the services rendered to and for the crew. I shall personally see the Mr. Storvic puts through the commendation letter C.M.O Mib Kahn.So...what do these holothingies do??? Captain Jellico Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: Hawaii U.S. (7 Comments |Comment on this)